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The Name's Muhammad Asril Zalmi Tanjung.
INDONESIAN. An extra-active boy. Psychology Student of University of Indonesia. Obsessed with yoghurt and green. Loves dance and act. Likes to read novel, especially fantasy and comedy, but not really into teenlit or romance. Really LOVE FERGIE and THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS. Also listening PATD, The All American Reject, and FOB. A maniac of strawberry taste (i dont care what's the problem being a boy loves strawberry), green, Harry Potter, and durian.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Simply Indonesia - SUMPE LO!
Ternyata Bhs Indonesia jauh lbh simple dibanding Bhs Inggris. Ini buktinya…
In English: “Would you care to validate your previous statement?”
In Indonesian: “SUMPE LO?!
In English: “Sorry, I think you miscalculated your own capabilities to handle the task at hand.”
In Indonesian: “Nenek lu kiper!”
In English: “Would you care to elaborate on that statement?”
In Indonesian: “MAKSUT LOO?!”
In English: “There’s a 75% chance I won’t make it, I’m far too busy for ur stupid event.”
In Indonesian: “Iye, insha’alloh gw dateng!”
In English: “The meeting will start at 9:15 AM. Please be there 15 minutes beforehand.”
In Indonesian: “Rapatnya jam 8!”
In English:”Let’s try this new scam and see if those carbo-ladden brains buy it”
In Indonesian: “Mama minta pulsa”
English: “Please stop by our outlet. There might be stuff you’ll find interesting.”
Indonesian: “Giordanonya, Kakaaak!”
English: “I’ve stumbled upon something that might be of interest to you. You might find it useful.”
Indonesian: “CEKIDOT GAN!”
English: “I’m so overwhelmed by this turn of event that I’m speechless and in awe.”
Indonesian: “ANJROT!”
English: “This is a very interesting topic that everybody should stay updated about this.”
Indonesian: “Sundul, Gan!”
English: “I definitely won’t make it. You guys go and have fun without me.”
Indonesian: “Ntar gue nyusul.”
English: “You’re absolutely, positively 100% correct. But I knew that already.”
Indonesian: “EMBEER!”
English: “That’s so profound. I can’t contribute anything further but I need to say something to sound equally smart.”
Indonesian: “Wihh.. Dalem lo…”
